You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

Your clothes conceal much of your beauty, yet they hide not the unbeautiful

Ah just act the way ah feel.

I've got a woman's ability to stick to a job and get on with it when everyone else walks off and leaves it.

When people start asking you to do the same thing over and over again, that's when you know you're way too close to something that you don't want to be near.

Our greatest foes - and whom we must chiefly combat - are within.

His modesty amounts to deformity.

Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.

My government will be open. Anyone found guilty of corruption will be dealt with in accordance with the law. If you are corrupt you will have to hang your boots.

Reverence does not die with mortals, nor does it perish whether they live or die.

There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it.

One must judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them.

Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Everything beautiful has a mark of eternity.

Surrealism is destructive, but it destroys only what it considers to be shackles limiting our vision.

Reputation is what men and women think of us; character is what God and angels know of us.

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.

Advice to intellectuals: let no-one represent you.

A photograph can be an instant of life captured for eternity that will never cease looking back at you.