I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.
If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true is really true, there would be little hope of advance.
Radical simply means 'grasping things at the root'.
The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.
Sanity is a madness put to good uses.
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
By seeing London, I have seen as much of life as the world can show.
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream.
We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same.
The Declaration of Independence I always considered as a theatrical show. Jefferson ran away with all the stage effect of that... and all the glory of it.
Anything that makes weak - physically, intellectually and spiritually, reject it as poison.
The cloud is free only to go with the wind. The rain is free only in falling.
The thing I lose patience with the most is the clock. Its hands move too fast
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.
Reputation is what men and women think of us; character is what God and angels know of us.
Terrorism is the tactic of demanding the impossible, and demanding it at gunpoint.
A good liar must have a good memory.
Comedy is acting out optimism.
I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.