Get off your butt and join the Marines!

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

By seeing London, I have seen as much of life as the world can show.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

A book is a mirror: if an ape looks into it an apostle is hardly likely to look out.

To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

All men are liable to error; and most men are, in many points, by passion or interest, under temptation to it.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others.

I've got a woman's ability to stick to a job and get on with it when everyone else walks off and leaves it.

Let us try to teach generosity and altruism, because we are born selfish.

As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

Until we're educating every kid in a fantastic way, until every inner city is cleaned up, there is no shortage of things to do.

Only those with no memory insist on their originality.

Fear may come true that which one is afraid of.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

Nothing is black or white.

The cloud is free only to go with the wind. The rain is free only in falling.

There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it.