It’s a terrible thing to appear on television – because people think you actually know what you’re talking about!

I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent?

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

I never travel without my diary. One must always have something sensational to read on the train.

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.

Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.

Sex is an emotion in motion.

The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.

When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.