To one extent, if you've seen one city slum, you've seen them all.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Wrinkles are engraved smiles.
Time ripens all things; no one is born wise.
All good things which exist are the fruits of originality.
The life of inner peace, being harmonious and without stress, is the easiest type of existence.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.
We must all obey the great law of change. It is the most powerful law of nature.
Imagination and fiction make up more than three quarters of our real life.
All my life I have tried to pluck a thistle and plant a flower wherever the flower would grow in thought and mind.
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.
Life is the dancer and you are the dance.
Mastery of the emotions is fundamental to a virtuous life.
A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.
Im not in this world to live up to your expectations and youre not in this world to live up to mine.
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.
My art and profession is to live.
Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.