Get off your butt and join the Marines!

Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.

Reverence does not die with mortals, nor does it perish whether they live or die.

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.

There are no facts, only interpretations.

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

Wisely, and slow. They stumble that run fast.

Memory... is an internal rumour.

A hero cannot be a hero unless in a heroic world.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

Laziness never arrived at the attainment of a good wish.

When it is not in our power to determine what is true, we ought to follow what is most probable.

We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.

If you never stop when you wave goodbye you just might find, if you give it time, you will wave hello again...

There's no such thing as perfect writing, just like there's no such thing as perfect despair.

I am not now That which I have been.

The cloud is free only to go with the wind. The rain is free only in falling.

All honor's wounds are self-inflicted.

It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.

It is piracy, not overt online music stores, which is our main competitor.