There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

God creates, I do not create. I assemble and I steal everywhere to do it - from what I see, from what the dancers can do, from what others do.

Charity ... is the opium of the privileged.

We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.

The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.

The spirit of man is an inward flame; a lamp the world blows upon but never puts out.

When we are no longer able to change a situation - we are challenged to change ourselves.

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.

It is piracy, not overt online music stores, which is our main competitor.

Confusion of goals and perfection of means seems, in my opinion, to characterize our age.

Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

I have often been accused of putting my foot in my mouth, but I will never put my hand in your pockets

Good actions ennoble us, and we are the sons of our deeds.

All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else.

Every man's memory is his private literature.

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

Be like a tree and let the dead leaves drop.

When people talk of the freedom of writing, speaking or thinking I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No such thing now exists; but I hope it will exist. But it must be hundreds of years after you and I shall write and speak no more.