It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.

The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind pitiless indifference.

The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.

I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

The difficulty is to try and teach the multitude that something can be true and untrue at the same time.

Once you label me you negate me.

The future is something which every one reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.

He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

When we are no longer able to change a situation - we are challenged to change ourselves.

I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.

A moral being is one who is capable of reflecting on his past actions and their motives - of approving of some and disapproving of others

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.

Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

The Declaration of Independence I always considered as a theatrical show. Jefferson ran away with all the stage effect of that... and all the glory of it.

By desiring little, a poor man makes himself rich.

Passion goes, Boredom remains.

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.