Never accept a drink from a urologist.
I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
Could be worse . . . I could be Sting.
Give up trying to make me give up
I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
Maybe you are searching among the branches, for what only appears in the roots.
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
A scientific man ought to have no wishes, no affections, - a mere heart of stone.
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
We princes are set as it were upon stages in the sight and view of the world.
We can't become what we need to be by remaining what we are.
Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
Every time you are tempted to react in the same old way, ask if you want to be a prisoner of the past or a pioneer of the future.
I don't try to imagine a personal god; it suffices to stand in awe at the structure of the world, insofar as it allows our inadequate senses to appreciate it.
A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.
Freedom lies in being bold.
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.