The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference

Death is not the opposite of life, but a part of it.

One does not become enlightened by imagining figures of light, but by making the darkness conscious.

The lessons of the past are ignored and obliterated in a contemporary antagonism known as the generation gap.

There is also this benefit in brag: that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all means, draw it all out, and hold him to it.

You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature.

Middle age has been defined as what happens when a person's broad mind and narrow waist change places.

Close by the Rights of Man, at the least set beside them, are the Rights of the Spirit.

Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

When making your choice in life, do not neglect to live.

To be able to look back upon ones life in satisfaction, is to live twice.

People can tell you to keep your mouth shut, but that doesn't stop you from having your own opinion

Crude classifications and false generalizations are the curse of organized life.

Living is Easy with Eyes Closed.

I would rather entertain and hope that people learned something than educate people and hope they were entertained.

The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.

Every morning we are born again. What we do today is what matters most.

Don't cry for a man who's left you - the next one may fall for your smile.