I would rather entertain and hope that people learned something than educate people and hope they were entertained.
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!
Exceptional claims demand exceptional evidence.
Courage is a kind of salvation.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.
Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.
Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn
Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live.
Life must be lived as play.
Most people treat the present moment as if it were an obstacle that they need to overcome. Since the present moment is life itself, it is an insane way to live.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
Noble life demands a noble architecture for noble uses of noble men. Lack of culture means what it has always meant: ignoble civilization and therefore imminent downfall.
Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion.
The most important thing to do if you find yourself in a hole is to stop digging.
It is only because of problems that we grow mentally and spiritually.
The past is the best prophet of the future.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him.