When one door is closed, don't you know that many more are open
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
There are no facts, only interpretations.
Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
The thing I lose patience with the most is the clock. Its hands move too fast
Central banks don't have divine wisdom. They try to do the best analysis they can and must be prepared to stand or fall by the quality of that analysis.
Courage is grace under pressure.
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.
Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.
Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
I like to think of myself at home in the armchair, writing, smoking and occasionally wandering down the shop.
Since it is difficult to join them together, it is safer to be feared than to be loved when one of the two must be lacking.
Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him.
Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
I can bear any pain as long as it has meaning.