Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
External nature is only internal nature writ large.
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
Comedy is acting out optimism.
If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!
There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.
No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris.
When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.
A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Religion and art spring from the same root and are close kin. Economics and art are strangers.
Get off your butt and join the Marines!
The cloud is free only to go with the wind. The rain is free only in falling.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.
Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.
The spirit of man is an inward flame; a lamp the world blows upon but never puts out.
I will go on my knees and ask the Liberian people to participate in bringing peace and stability to our country.
People create stories create people; or rather stories create people create stories.