He who never made a mistake, never made a discovery.

The cloud is free only to go with the wind. The rain is free only in falling.

They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.

Obsession is an attractive thing. People who are really, really interested and good at one thing and smart are attractive, if they're men.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

When I had nothing to lose, I had everything. When I stopped being who I am, I found myself.

I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.

You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.

Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

All honor's wounds are self-inflicted.

Modesty and conscientiousness receive their reward only in novels. In life they are exploited and then shoved aside.

Time means a lot to me because you see I am also a learner and am often lost in the joy of forever developing.

The future is something which every one reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.

Maybe you are searching among the branches, for what only appears in the roots.

Remember upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all.

Keep things at arm's length... If you let anything come too near you want to hold on to it. And there is nothing a man can hold on to.

Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in this world.

Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.