A person preaches well that lives well.

Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality.

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal.

There is no such thing as a Christian child: only a child of Christian parents.

If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.

Religion is like a knife: you can either use it to cut bread, or stick in someone's back.

I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

There are no facts, only interpretations.

To forbid us anything is to make us have a mind for it.

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

I want to put a ding in the universe.

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

Ah just act the way ah feel.

The people who are doing the work are the moving force behind the Macintosh. My job is to create a space for them, to clear out the rest of the organization and keep it at bay.

When I had nothing to lose, I had everything. When I stopped being who I am, I found myself.

The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes very destructive. To put it more accurately... you usually don't use it at all. It uses you.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

All honor's wounds are self-inflicted.