We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.

The gratification of wealth is not found in mere possession or in lavish expenditure, but in its wise application.

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.

A man who dares to waste one hour of life has not discovered the value of life

History is a set of lies agreed upon.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Diamonds are a girls best friend.

Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are the dead.

Time is the best killer.

I used to live in a room full of mirrors; all I could see was me. I take my spirit and I crash my mirrors, now the whole world is here for me to see.

If I'm honest I have to tell you I still read fairy-tales and I like them best of all.

Never throughout history has a man who lived a life of ease left a name worth remembering.

Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.

As you go through life, you've got to see the valleys as well as the peaks.

The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.

Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough

I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.

We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we're curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.

Shame is an ornament to the young; a disgrace to the old.

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him.