The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.
There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.
We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same.
I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and thats to get rid of all my other desires.
Self-esteem comes from being able to define the world in your own terms and refusing to abide by the judgments of others.
Sanity is a madness put to good uses.
When one door is closed, don't you know that many more are open
Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.
All that you accomplish or fail to accomplish with your life is the direct result of your thoughts.
My loneliness was born when men praised my talkative faults and blamed my silent virtues.
The people who are doing the work are the moving force behind the Macintosh. My job is to create a space for them, to clear out the rest of the organization and keep it at bay.
The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
Learn to give, whether you have plenty or little, whether you are happy or in pain.
You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.
A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.
Be that self which one truly is.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.