I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.
He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
If any of you cry at my funeral, I'll never speak to you again.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
Writing is a way of talking without being interrupted.
What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.
I awoke one morning and found myself famous.
You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, and that is his.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.