All that you accomplish or fail to accomplish with your life is the direct result of your thoughts.

Every beauty which is seen here by persons of perception resembles more than anything else that celestial source from which we all are come.

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.

I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.

The future is something which every one reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.

Remember upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all.

He who would accomplish little must sacrifice little; he who would achieve much must sacrifice much; he who would attain highly must sacrifice greatly.

The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.

What do you despise? By this are you truly known.

Purity of heart is to will one thing.

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.

You are like my little dog; when people see you, they know I am nearby.

Central banks don't have divine wisdom. They try to do the best analysis they can and must be prepared to stand or fall by the quality of that analysis.

I fully realize that no wealth or position can long endure, unless built upon truth and justice; therefore, I will engage in no transaction which does not benefit all whom it affects.

Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas.

Reputation is what men and women think of us; character is what God and angels know of us.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.