The lifestyle I`ve been living for the last 30 years, I could have been dead a thousand times.

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.

The thing I lose patience with the most is the clock. Its hands move too fast

Modesty and conscientiousness receive their reward only in novels. In life they are exploited and then shoved aside.

One must judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.

Boards don't hit back.

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.

What do you despise? By this are you truly known.

It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to do yourself.

Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.

A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.

All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.

I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.

There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.