The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching.

People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.

I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and thats to get rid of all my other desires.

Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

I've got a woman's ability to stick to a job and get on with it when everyone else walks off and leaves it.

Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage.

I want to sing like the birds sing, not worrying about who hears or what they think.

A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

I don't do drugs, I am drugs

Beauty of whatever kind, in its supreme development, invariably excites the sensitive soul to tears.

In just six weeks from the time the design was started, we had the motor on the block testing its power.

The difficulty is to try and teach the multitude that something can be true and untrue at the same time.

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman.

The poor are prevented from thinking by the discipline of others, the rich by their own.

Dare to risk public criticism.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.