Passion goes, Boredom remains.

Could be worse . . . I could be Sting.

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.

Our greatest foes - and whom we must chiefly combat - are within.

I am not ashamed to confess that I am ignorant of what I do not know.

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.

True valor lies between cowardice and rashness.

All that spirits desire, spirits attain.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

Tradition becomes our security, and when the mind is secure it is in decay.

Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.

I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present.

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.

As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.

The difficulty is to try and teach the multitude that something can be true and untrue at the same time.

Wisely, and slow. They stumble that run fast.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

Young heads take example of the ancient.