Young heads take example of the ancient.

You are like my little dog; when people see you, they know I am nearby.

Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

It is piracy, not overt online music stores, which is our main competitor.

You can have anything in this world you want, if you want it badly enough and you're willing to pay the price.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

Children are a wonderful gift. They have an extraordinary capacity to see into the heart of things and to expose sham and humbug for what they are.

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.

Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Freedom is from within.

The cure for boredom is curiosity.There is no cure for curiosity.

The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.

If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned.

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.

A person preaches well that lives well.