A great city is the place to escape the true drama of provincial life, and find solace in fantasy.

It is piracy, not overt online music stores, which is our main competitor.

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

When we are no longer able to change a situation - we are challenged to change ourselves.

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.

When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.

Since it is difficult to join them together, it is safer to be feared than to be loved when one of the two must be lacking.

There is a real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

I like to think of myself at home in the armchair, writing, smoking and occasionally wandering down the shop.

Get off your butt and join the Marines!

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.

An intense anticipation itself transforms possibility into reality; our desires being often but precursors of the things which we are capable of performing.

A good liar must have a good memory.

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

A scientific man ought to have no wishes, no affections, - a mere heart of stone.

Radical simply means 'grasping things at the root'.

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.