Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Forewarned, forearmed. To be prepared is half the victory.

Face the facts of being what you are, for that is what changes what you are.

Laziness never arrived at the attainment of a good wish.

You are like my little dog; when people see you, they know I am nearby.

I meant what I said and I said what I meant.

Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect-and I don't live to be-but before you start pointing fingers... make sure your hands are clean!

A great city is the place to escape the true drama of provincial life, and find solace in fantasy.

There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit.

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.

I've got a woman's ability to stick to a job and get on with it when everyone else walks off and leaves it.

If you follow every dream, you might get lost.

Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.

When people talk of the freedom of writing, speaking or thinking I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No such thing now exists; but I hope it will exist. But it must be hundreds of years after you and I shall write and speak no more.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

Liberty, according to my metaphysics is a self-determining power in an intellectual agent. It implies thought and choice and power.