Life is made up of marble and mud.

Everyone seems to have a clear idea of how other people should lead their lives, but none about his or her own.

You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.

I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.

Nothing in life is more remarkable than the unnecessary anxiety which we endure, and generally create ourselves.

I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday.

On stage, I make love to 25,000 different people, then I go home alone.

Old age is the only disease you dont want to be cured of.

The gentleman understands rightousness, the petty man understands interest.

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.

The young people think the old people are fools - but the old people know the young people are fools.

Any idiot can face a crisis; it's this day-to-day living that wears you out.

My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Live your life and forget your age.

The rich will do anything for the poor but get off their backs.

I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.

We can allow satellites, planets, suns, universe, nay whole systems of universes, to be governed by laws, but the smallest insect, we wish to be created at once by special act.

Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself.

A lie told often enough becomes the truth.

That's the trouble with the world. We all despise ourselves.