Boards don't hit back.

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.

Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.

The Declaration of Independence I always considered as a theatrical show. Jefferson ran away with all the stage effect of that... and all the glory of it.

All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else.

There is an eloquence in true enthusiasm.

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

I don't try to imagine a personal god; it suffices to stand in awe at the structure of the world, insofar as it allows our inadequate senses to appreciate it.

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

Passion goes, Boredom remains.

Patriotism is usually stronger than class hatred, and always stronger than internationalism.

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal.

The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

The idea is to write it so that people hear it and it slides through the brain and goes straight to the heart.

I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own.

I can see in your eyes, I can see in your faces, I can see you cry. But what I want to say, there's no reason to cry. Do not, in the name of peace, go in the streets and riot.

Dare to risk public criticism.