I meant what I said and I said what I meant.

When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.

Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned.

We must not always talk in the market-place of what happens to us in the forest.

Learn to give, whether you have plenty or little, whether you are happy or in pain.

Obsession is an attractive thing. People who are really, really interested and good at one thing and smart are attractive, if they're men.

Only those with no memory insist on their originality.

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

Of all the things I`ve lost I miss my mind the most.

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

The speed of the leader is the speed of the gang.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

I do not argue with obstinate men. I act in spite of them.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes very destructive. To put it more accurately... you usually don't use it at all. It uses you.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of it.