Every day brings a chance to live free of regret and with as much joy, fun, and laughter as you can stand.

The most important thing to do if you find yourself in a hole is to stop digging.

If I get married, I want to be very married.

To be a princess is to play at life. To be a queen is to be a serious player...The purpose of life as a woman is to ascend to the throne and rule with heart.

The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference

Last year I sang for the Queen of England, met the president of the United States, and got an Emmy and a star on The Walk of Fame. And what did I do? I was just being myself.

You are not stuck where you are unless you decide to be.

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

We must all obey the great law of change. It is the most powerful law of nature.

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago.

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind.

I’m not afraid of death, but I’m in no hurry to die. I have so much I want to do first.

On stage, I make love to 25,000 different people, then I go home alone.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!

The behavior of a human being in sexual matters is often a prototype for the whole of his other modes of reaction in life.

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.

I don't mind living in a man's world, as long as I can be a woman in it.

Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.

Everything existing in the universe is the fruit of chance and necessity.

When all life is seen as divine, everyone grows wings.

To forget is the secret of eternal youth. One grows old only through memory. There's much too little forgetting.