Reverence does not die with mortals, nor does it perish whether they live or die.

If from Society we learn to live Tis Solitude should teach us how to die; It hath no flatterers.

The cure for boredom is curiosity.There is no cure for curiosity.

Every time you are tempted to react in the same old way, ask if you want to be a prisoner of the past or a pioneer of the future.

You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.

Fashion changes, but style endures.

As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.

By desiring little, a poor man makes himself rich.

Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.

I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.

You always admire what you really don't understand.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

Everything beautiful has a mark of eternity.

I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

In the intellectual order, the virtue of humility is nothing more nor less than the power of attention.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

The speed of the leader is the speed of the gang.

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.