I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
What a fine weather today! Can't choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.
If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent?
I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
Women are made to be loved not understood.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnt know.
Ill put off readingLolitafor six more years until she turns 18.
My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
He could not see a belt without hitting below it.
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
There are only two types of women: goddesses and doormats.