My specialty is detached malevolence.
Everyone is born a genius, but the process of living de-geniuses them.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Religion is like a knife: you can either use it to cut bread, or stick in someone's back.
We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.
There is not such a cradle of democracy upon the earth as the Free Public Library, this republic of letters, where neither rank, office, nor wealth receives the slightest consideration.
To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.
Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.
Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.
Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.
Beneath the makeup and behind the smile I am just a girl who wishes for the world.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
One must judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them.
To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.
Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal.
In the rush for justice it is important not to lose sight of principles the country holds dear.
Racism is a much more clandestine, much more hidden kind of phenomenon, but at the same time it's perhaps far more terrible than it's ever been.
Be that self which one truly is.