Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
What a fine weather today! Can't choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Ill put off readingLolitafor six more years until she turns 18.
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day.
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.