I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
What a fine weather today! Can't choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
I will not join any club who will take me as a member
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
One thing you can't hide - is when you're crippled inside.
It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.
Cut my pie into four pieces, I dont think I could eat eight.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.