If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing.
Sex is an emotion in motion.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they're on the same side.
The truly free man is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
What a fine weather today! Can't choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.
I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day.
I live in a neighbourhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
A sense of humour is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.
Ill put off readingLolitafor six more years until she turns 18.
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.