My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

I don't pray really, because I don't want to bore God.

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments

A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army.

It's nice to have a lot of money, but you know, you don't want to keep it around forever. I prefer buying things. Otherwise, it's a little like saving sex for your old age.

When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.

Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up.

I’ve been bitten by a python. It wasn’t a very big one…

A smile is the best way to get away with trouble even if it's a fake one.

I'm single because I was born that way.

You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

I will not join any club who will take me as a member

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.