The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.
The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.
There is not such a cradle of democracy upon the earth as the Free Public Library, this republic of letters, where neither rank, office, nor wealth receives the slightest consideration.
A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.
In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism.
A woman can be over dressed but never over elegant.
Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of it.
I have often been accused of putting my foot in my mouth, but I will never put my hand in your pockets
You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.
Terrorism is the tactic of demanding the impossible, and demanding it at gunpoint.
Every man's memory is his private literature.
I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.
Anything that makes weak - physically, intellectually and spiritually, reject it as poison.
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.
Moonlight is sculpture.
Show love, compassion, protection & generosity to those who depend on you – in fact, to everyone.
The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.
The idea is to write it so that people hear it and it slides through the brain and goes straight to the heart.