I think the highest and lowest points are the important ones. Anything else is just...in between.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself.

Your belief in God is merely an escape from your monotonous, stupid and cruel life.

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.

Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

The less you know, the more you believe.

The more I see, the less I know for sure.

I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday.

There's no advantage to hurrying through life.

Never, ever underestimate the power of 'Id Like that.

Any place I hang my head is home.

What goes up must come down.

Everything existing in the universe is the fruit of chance and necessity.

Behind every beautiful thing, there's some kind of pain.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!

The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.

Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion.