Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps

Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man.

Well, if she was dumb enough to marry you, she'll believe anything.

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.

I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day.

I never travel without my diary. One must always have something sensational to read on the train.

If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.

Life's but short. You might as well be amusing.

Never travel faster than your guardian angel can fly.

Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.

Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.

The reason fat men are good natured is they can neither fight nor run.

You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing.

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask whats for lunch.

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

Men are as faithful as their options.