Maybe this world is another planet?s hell.

I can choose either to be a victim of the world or an adventurer in search of treasure. It's all a question of how I view my life.

Exceptional claims demand exceptional evidence.

If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is.

Any idiot can face a crisis; it's this day-to-day living that wears you out.

Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it.

Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.

First, then, God, being all-just, wishes to do justice; being all-wise, knows what justice is; being all-powerful, can do justice. Why then injustice?

You are not stuck where you are unless you decide to be.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.

Life is a disease, brother, and death begins already at birth. Every breath, every heartbeat, is a moment of dying - a little shove toward the end.

Don't own so much clutter that you will be relieved to see your house catch fire.

The lessons of the past are ignored and obliterated in a contemporary antagonism known as the generation gap.

Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are the dead.

You can have it all. Just not all at once.

It takes a long time to grow young.

We must all obey the great law of change. It is the most powerful law of nature.

Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding... And could you keep your heart in wonder at the daily miracles of your life, your pain would not seem less wondrous than your joy