Not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point, which means at the point of highest reality.
When it is not in our power to determine what is true, we ought to follow what is most probable.
All honor's wounds are self-inflicted.
The thing I lose patience with the most is the clock. Its hands move too fast
I want to put a ding in the universe.
There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.
The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!
The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching.
We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and thats to get rid of all my other desires.
There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit.
Your clothes conceal much of your beauty, yet they hide not the unbeautiful
Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.
Do unto those downstream as you would have those upstream do unto you.
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.
If from Society we learn to live Tis Solitude should teach us how to die; It hath no flatterers.
There is not such a cradle of democracy upon the earth as the Free Public Library, this republic of letters, where neither rank, office, nor wealth receives the slightest consideration.