Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.
But some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there.
Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future.
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.
I'm not a genius. I'm just a tremendous bundle of experience.
If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.
In my ballets, woman is first. Men are consorts. God made men to sing the praises of women. They are not equal to men: They are better.
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
Charity ... is the opium of the privileged.
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good thing for the first time.
Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
Be that self which one truly is.
Until we're educating every kid in a fantastic way, until every inner city is cleaned up, there is no shortage of things to do.
My specialty is detached malevolence.