If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.
There are two things a person should never be angry at, what they can help, and what they cannot.
When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?
Don't be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.
Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are the dead.
Life always waits for some crisis to occur before revealing itself at its most brilliant.
Your belief in God is merely an escape from your monotonous, stupid and cruel life.
Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are.
Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate.
Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live.
love the life you live.live the life you love.
The behavior of a human being in sexual matters is often a prototype for the whole of his other modes of reaction in life.
Amnesty is as good for those who give it as for those who receive it. It has the admirable quality of bestowing mercy on both sides.
People do not like to think. If one thinks, one must reach conclusions. Conclusions are not always pleasant.
Just as modern motorways have no room for ox-carts or wandering pedestrians, so modern society has little place for lives and ways that are too eccentric.
Last year I sang for the Queen of England, met the president of the United States, and got an Emmy and a star on The Walk of Fame. And what did I do? I was just being myself.
Life is not an exact science, it is an art.
We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we're curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.
Time ripens all things; no one is born wise.
Every day brings a chance to live free of regret and with as much joy, fun, and laughter as you can stand.
If you have been sunned through and through like an apricot on a wall from your earliest days, you are oversensitive to any withdrawal of heat.
