But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

Old Professors never die, they just lose their faculties.

Work does not kill a man, it is worry, irregularity and uncertainty that kill.

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things.

Many people would no more think of entering journalism than the sewage business - which at least does us all some good.

Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains.

Whether it's Google or Apple or free software, we've got some fantastic competitors and it keeps us on our toes.

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader. No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader.

If you are five minutes early, you are already ten minutes late.

You must take personal responsibility. You cannot change the circumstances, the seasons, or the wind, but you can change yourself. That is something you have charge of.

For the bureaucrat, the world is a mere object to be manipulated by him.

It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.

To solve any problem, here are three questions to ask yourself: First, what could I do? Second, what could I read? And third, who could I ask?

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it

Riches do not respond to wishes. They respond only to definite plans, backed by definite desires, through constant persistence.

If youre in the luckiest one per cent of humanity, you owe it to the rest of humanity to think about the other 99 per cent.

Be quick, but don't hurry.

You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.

If I have ever made any valuable discoveries, it has been due more to patient attention, than to any other talent.

Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone

It has been my observation that most people get ahead during the time that others waste