My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man.

I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.

It's nice to have a lot of money, but you know, you don't want to keep it around forever. I prefer buying things. Otherwise, it's a little like saving sex for your old age.

I've learned one thing: you can only really get to know a person after a row. Only then can you judge their true character!

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.

Sex is an emotion in motion.

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.

What a fine weather today! Can't choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

I love great music and art, but I think 'cubist' songs and paintings are hideous.

I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.