Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Cynicism is humour in ill health.
You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing.
Ill put off readingLolitafor six more years until she turns 18.
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent?
A doctor can bury his mistakes, but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
Right now Im having amnesia and dj vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
There are only two types of women: goddesses and doormats.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.