Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.

Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.

Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must.

Each person must live their life as a model for others.

The earth is like a spaceship that didn't come with an operating manual.

The difficulty we have in accepting responsibility for our behaviour lies in the desire to avoid the pain of the consequences of that behaviour

If I get married, I want to be very married.

Everyone seems to have a clear idea of how other people should lead their lives, but none about his or her own.

If a man neglects education, he walks lame to the end of his life

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

Exceptional claims demand exceptional evidence.

Doing nothing is happiness for children and misery for old men.

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

Should you find yourself in a chronically leaking boat, energy devoted to changing vessels is likely to be more productive than energy devoted to patching leaks.

You can't live your life for other people. You've got to do what's right for you, even if it hurts some people you love.

We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Life will not break your heart. It'll crush it.

Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.

To live is to choose. But to choose well, you must know who you are and what you stand for, where you want to go and why you want to get there.