You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Live your life as an Exclamation rather than an Explanation

Not all things are to be discovered; many are better concealed.

A beautiful thing never gives so much pain as does failing to hear and see it.

Life did not intend to make us perfect. Whoever is perfect belongs in a museum.

Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.

Landlords, like all other men, love to reap where they never sowed.

Old age is the only disease you dont want to be cured of.

The less you know, the more you believe.

Insanity in individuals is rare - but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs, it is the rule.

Even truth needs to be clad in new garments if it is to appeal to a new age.

History is a set of lies agreed upon.

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.

All good things which exist are the fruits of originality.

When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?

Man is born free and everywhere he is in chains.

Sometimes you have to be apart from people you love, but that doesn't make you love them any less. Sometimes you love them more.

Never, ever underestimate the power of 'Id Like that.

As you go through life, you've got to see the valleys as well as the peaks.

It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change.

All that is not eternal is eternally out of date.