Do unto those downstream as you would have those upstream do unto you.

The Declaration of Independence I always considered as a theatrical show. Jefferson ran away with all the stage effect of that... and all the glory of it.

Get off your butt and join the Marines!

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.

I want to sing like the birds sing, not worrying about who hears or what they think.

Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of it.

I can bear any pain as long as it has meaning.

There are no facts, only interpretations.

I must uphold my ideals, for perhaps the time will come when I shall be able to carry them out.

I am not ashamed to confess that I am ignorant of what I do not know.

I'll always be poor in my mind.

I may not be better than other people, but at least I'm different.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

That which costs little is less valued.

The cure for boredom is curiosity.There is no cure for curiosity.

A man of honour should never forget what he is because he sees what others are.

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

Work is the rent you pay for the room you occupy on earth.

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.

The death of a beautiful woman, is unquestionably the most poetical topic in the world.