You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want.

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

Parents are usually more careful to bestow knowledge on their children rather than virtue, the art of speaking well rather than doing well; but their manners should be of the greatest concern.

Ah just act the way ah feel.

Moonlight is sculpture.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

He who would accomplish little must sacrifice little; he who would achieve much must sacrifice much; he who would attain highly must sacrifice greatly.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Jests that give pains are not jests.

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.

A myth is an image in terms of which we try to make sense of the world.

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

I meant what I said and I said what I meant.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.

I'll always be poor in my mind.

I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.