Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.

People create stories create people; or rather stories create people create stories.

To be rooted is perhaps the most important and least recognized need of the human soul.

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

What is to give light must endure burning.

Good actions ennoble us, and we are the sons of our deeds.

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.

Sanity is a madness put to good uses.

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

I'll always be poor in my mind.

Laziness never arrived at the attainment of a good wish.

If from Society we learn to live Tis Solitude should teach us how to die; It hath no flatterers.

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him.

I don't do drugs, I am drugs

Modesty and conscientiousness receive their reward only in novels. In life they are exploited and then shoved aside.

Pretty much, Apple and Dell are the only ones in this industry making money. They make it by being Wal-Mart. We make it by innovation.

The Declaration of Independence I always considered as a theatrical show. Jefferson ran away with all the stage effect of that... and all the glory of it.

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.