Purity of heart is to will one thing.

I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.

I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.

Religion is like a knife: you can either use it to cut bread, or stick in someone's back.

Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

Genius is sorrow's child.

The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.

He who possesses most must be most afraid of loss.

The American people should be made aware of the trend toward monopolization of the great public information vehicles and the concentration of more and more power over public opinion in fewer and fewer hands.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

I want to put a ding in the universe.

A man of honour should never forget what he is because he sees what others are.

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.

The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.

A myth is an image in terms of which we try to make sense of the world.

Where grief is fresh, any attempt to divert it only irritates.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.