The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!

I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director

Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.

All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else.

There are two things children should get from their parents: roots and wings.

Abuse of words has been the great instrument of sophistry and chicanery, of party, faction, and division of society.

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.

I do not argue with obstinate men. I act in spite of them.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

I must not write a word to you about politics, because you are a woman.

Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.

Patriotism is usually stronger than class hatred, and always stronger than internationalism.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'