The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

A lie never lives to be old.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives

I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own.

You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want.

The more intense the nature of a man, the more readily will he find meditation, and the more successfully will he practice it.

Don't take the wrong side of an argument just because your opponent has taken the right side.

Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him.

You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.

Show love, compassion, protection & generosity to those who depend on you – in fact, to everyone.

As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.

The idea of freedom is inspiring. But what does it mean? If you are free in a political sense but have no food, what's that? The freedom to starve?

Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.

Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.

The difficulty is to try and teach the multitude that something can be true and untrue at the same time.

The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.

They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal.

I can bear any pain as long as it has meaning.

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.